The group chats say the bindle is packed, the tissues are out and the jacket is on the hanger. They also say a spy thriller, a "honeytrap" and a $600 billion crater are behind it all. This page is a tribute to the wildest NVIDIA story the internet ever made up, and a look at which parts are real.

*Artist's very unofficial rendering. Cartoon, not a photo. None of this happened at any podium we know of.
He co-founded a graphics chip startup at a Denny's booth and built it into one of the most valuable companies on Earth. He made "accelerated computing" a household phrase, or at least a keynote phrase. He wore the same black leather jacket on every stage, whatever the weather or the product cycle.
In the meme version he exits in tears with a bindle on a stick. In the real version there's no exit at all: he's still listed as NVIDIA's CEO. We're writing the eulogy early anyway because the internet asked us to.

Every fallen king leaves a crown behind. This one left a jacket. In the internet's telling it hangs on the back of an empty chair beside a cardboard box of desk things and one last glowing GPU.
There's no keynote, no spatula, no "one more thing." Somebody posts "GG" and the timeline loses its mind.
This is where the rumor mill goes full airport spy novel. The viral version claims the jacket king was caught in a geopolitical Chinese "honeytrap" plot, with trench coats, secret chips and shadowy handlers.
Here's the problem: none of it has any evidence. There are no charges, no filings, no credible reports and no named sources, only screenshots of screenshots. Hanging a spy scandal on a real person with nothing behind it is how misinformation spreads, so this page won't.
We prefer the only version that holds up: a literal jar of honey on a desk in Santa Clara. Suspiciously sticky, but not espionage.
The rumor says the scandal wiped $600 billion off the market. The number has a real source, but the story behind it is different.

Every downfall needs an heir. In the meme version Trump reportedly points across the podium and hands the GPU kingdom to Tim Cook, the Apple man. There's no board vote, no press release and no filing.
Apple and NVIDIA have a famously frosty history, so an Apple boss in an NVDA cap holding a graphics card would be the plot twist of the decade, if any of it were real.

The CEO isn't the only one crying in meme-land. The bears are laughing, the bulls are clinging to the GPU, and every red candle gets screenshotted like crime-scene evidence.
Every one of these is real. However the meme ends, the legend stays.
The end of an era, or just the internet doing internet things? Either way, the jacket will be remembered.